I'm getting my eyes checked tomorrow afternoon and the timing could not be better. If I saw you at a social gathering over the holidays, I hope you didn't think I was too weird. Standing within the socially accepted conversational distance of each other, we might have leaned close to hear, our heads together as we talked -- especially if we were amongst a crowd or there was music. At appropriate intervals, we would lean away from each other to make eye contact -- and I would lean back just a little bit further... no closer, no further, no just a smidge closer, adjusting, adjusting... until you came into focus. When the conversation resumed I'd be too far away to hear, quickly leaning in again.
Did you notice?
What a pain in the butt.