I feel a headache coming on, so there may be a temporary increase in the bitch percentage. Just fair warning. Otherwise, I think this is pretty funny (and true). It feels like a head cold and just the thought of it makes me feel at least 14% bitchier. I've had two kids with sore throats in the past week, a sister with a killer sneezy-sniffly-cold thing, and I heard this morning that an area high school was closed today because there were so many sickos. I nearly overslept today -- okay, I did oversleep (there's a reason my bedroom clock is 20 minutes faster than any other in the house) but I salvaged it -- and now I think I know why. Grump. I want to be in my PJs on Pajama Day because I want to be, not because I'm sick and can't move.